Thursday, May 1, 2008

Pot-Head accused of trying to cash check for $360 billion

This guys has to be one of the dumbest losers alive. It is sad, but some people just don't get it. According to Fort Worth police Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business.

That would make him the richest man on earth, if only it were that easy...

I guess it seemed like a good idea when he was high.

Read full article here.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

#2 KazzTaur, The Nerd Cruncha

It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful because this guy would be hurting all over. KazzTaur, also known as "LL Cool Kazz (Da Nerd Cruncha)" and member of "Da MySpace n****z", has been making an unwanted appearance all across the Internet.

He is a white male who believes he is a black, like in the movie Malibu's Most Wanted. Many people have come to the conclusion that he is just a fake trying to gain some attention by going beyond the spectrum of human stupidity.

Some find it hard to believe that a person can be so dense of mind, and just take his persona as a bad joke. Other people believe he is simply the biggest loser in the world.

But according to Nerd Cruncha himself everyone is just jealous, this is what he said in an interview with GameRiot, "O CouRse Day is JealoUz, even Do da Lyfe Of a CrunCha Like Mahself iz tough wit ChallEngez u besT BelIEve it has BeneFit 2nd Da WomEN be ENdless yo, I getsa new CrunCheTe eVury NiGht."

Wether this is just a tasteless joke or this guy is truly that stupid no one can really say. However, there is one fact that still remains solid, KazzTaur is an official loser. STAMP!

Can he redeem himself - NO

Well he could, but he never would. In order for KazzNerd to redeem himself he would have to renounce his blackness, stop typing like a handicap, stop being a douche bag, and admit he is a nerd himself. Things that would probably take him years of rehab.

Where will he be in 20 years?

If he hasn't been shot by a real gangster yet, then he will probably still be living in his mother's house. Unemployed and playing Warcraft with 300 more pounds on him.

Friday, April 18, 2008

#1 Turd Girl

If you've browsed the Internet lately then you've probably come across this photo on the right. The infamous turd girl.

What was suppose to be a hot Myspace picture became a humiliating laugh for the entire world. All because of one single piece of turd.

It all happened on a late night of Myspace festivity. Little Ms. Turd was on her computer when she got a sudden urge to pull down her pants and lay a big one. And as she sat there forcing her excrement's out she got a bright idea.

"I'm gonna take a picture of myself, in my underwear, and put it on Myspace for everyone to see how hot I look." It was at this time that little Ms. Turd took her camera and snapped what she believed to be a smoking hot picture of herself. Except she didn't notice one thing, the massive piece of turd she had lay down on her own toilet.

Mistakes happen, we all forget to flush the toilet sometimes, but we don't share it with the rest of the world. That is just plain stupidity, and that is why Ms. Turd Girl deserves an Official Loser Stamp.

This photo is repulsive to look at. The combination of her attempt to look hot and the dirty toilet produces a negative effect on the stomach.
She is a disgraced to the Myspace community as well as her own race.

As someone else said, "Next time you try to look hot, flush the toilet." Well, that is one lesson she will definitely learn.

Can she redeem herself? - YES

Ms. Turd girl was stupid but not beyond redemption. She deserves a chance to redeem herself in front of the world. Ms. Turd girl if you are reading this, here is what you must do:

1. Flush your toilet, and clean it so that it looks nice and shiny.

2. Put on some decent clothes that cover up your body. Showing us that you can be decent.

3. Get pretty. Do your make up, hair, nails, the whole thing.

4. Take a picture of yourself in your clean and turd-free toilet.

5. Write a letter to the world apologizing for your indecent exposure.

6. Email all this to theofficialloser@gmail.com.

This is your chance to make everything right again Ms. Turd, don't flush it down the toilet.