Friday, April 18, 2008

#1 Turd Girl

If you've browsed the Internet lately then you've probably come across this photo on the right. The infamous turd girl.

What was suppose to be a hot Myspace picture became a humiliating laugh for the entire world. All because of one single piece of turd.

It all happened on a late night of Myspace festivity. Little Ms. Turd was on her computer when she got a sudden urge to pull down her pants and lay a big one. And as she sat there forcing her excrement's out she got a bright idea.

"I'm gonna take a picture of myself, in my underwear, and put it on Myspace for everyone to see how hot I look." It was at this time that little Ms. Turd took her camera and snapped what she believed to be a smoking hot picture of herself. Except she didn't notice one thing, the massive piece of turd she had lay down on her own toilet.

Mistakes happen, we all forget to flush the toilet sometimes, but we don't share it with the rest of the world. That is just plain stupidity, and that is why Ms. Turd Girl deserves an Official Loser Stamp.

This photo is repulsive to look at. The combination of her attempt to look hot and the dirty toilet produces a negative effect on the stomach.
She is a disgraced to the Myspace community as well as her own race.

As someone else said, "Next time you try to look hot, flush the toilet." Well, that is one lesson she will definitely learn.

Can she redeem herself? - YES

Ms. Turd girl was stupid but not beyond redemption. She deserves a chance to redeem herself in front of the world. Ms. Turd girl if you are reading this, here is what you must do:

1. Flush your toilet, and clean it so that it looks nice and shiny.

2. Put on some decent clothes that cover up your body. Showing us that you can be decent.

3. Get pretty. Do your make up, hair, nails, the whole thing.

4. Take a picture of yourself in your clean and turd-free toilet.

5. Write a letter to the world apologizing for your indecent exposure.

6. Email all this to theofficialloser@gmail.com.

This is your chance to make everything right again Ms. Turd, don't flush it down the toilet.

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK at first I thought that this little article you worte very well suited the picture, but the part about her disgracing her race is totally wrong. She disgraced her own nasty ass and her shitting has nothing to do with her skin color. So dont confuse her and her behavior with anyone else of the same race.

kjdfkdkfj said...

U Could Have at least matched

Anonymous said...

Shut up Anonymous, you fucking nigger lover.

a black man who will kick ur ass said...

u fucking anonymous nigger hater u should fuck off need i remind u that white people are far dumber than black people, check the ration and what american funniest home videos and when u can find more black people falling down and shit then u talk

A dissapointed black female said...

Please don't let the turd girl start a civil war -smh I personally don't believe she posted this picture I mean dayumm who coulda missed that log layin over in there…???

Anonymous said...

to the guy who said white people are stupider because they fall over i am not going to add that studies have found that the everage IQ of black people is lower than that of white people oh i just did oops. I am not racist but when you bring race into things i will retaliate, i know the criticisms of these studies you do not need to point them out. No one is superior we are all stupid humans we are killing ourselves off for our own laziness. I am also going to add to who ever said nigger in a discriminative way against black people that you are a loser aswell and deserve the loser stamp so fuck you, you smart ass twats.

Anonymous said...

Apparently all of you are stupid. This was about some chick who shit in a toilet and didn't flush, and you fools (one fool in particular ) makes it a race issue. Grow up get a life and find something better to do with all that idle time we seem to have posting on this site......now back to laughing at the turd girl. ...ha ha ha....

Anonymous said...

She just wanted to show off what she did. Some people are proud like that!

Anonymous said...

black people should go back to being slaves

Anonymous said...

Damn this is the funniest thing i have ever saw..but in my opinion i think this is a fake pic....who would put this on the Internet of them selves?

Anonymous said...

An upset black girl that should beat the holy fuck out of all of u bastards said...

don't be an asshole! what was first funny is now rasist and very discriminatory... black people can be just as smart as white people and white people can be just as smart as black people!.. and further more, all of the human race came from africa so you're simply making fun of yourselves! learn facts before you talk you stupid fucks!!! (and yes, i have an honors degree, not just a masters).

Anonymous said...

lol. your all stupid

Anonymous said...

You'd think someone with a masters could be a little more grammatically correct ha ha ha! I believe racist is the word you're looking for, not rasist.

But anyways.... I think this girl is just proud of the big poop she took. Look at that smile and how she's pretty much pointing to the toilet.... hahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Sad.. =[ She's cute. The turd is gross. She's probably insecure as it is trying to get affection in the form of words. I feel bad.

Anonymous said...

Which is why you NIGA Haters post things in secrecy without a name. Cause you know the average black male could beat the hell outta you. Sadd.
Too bad I'm a black female with a 4.0 gpa. Kenisiology major, so I got your low IQ!
OH and racism is a sign of insecurity. Love yourself k.
And this pic is nasty and sad, she looks young. I hope she can redeem herself

Anonymous said...

Hey! She's the same color as the turd!

Anonymous said...

By the way, Ms "Kenisiology" major, the word is "Kinesiology", so if you have a 4.0, you're obviously not graded on spelling. But congratulations. Kinesiology. What a joke. lololol

Anonymous said...

So you're a gym teacher. hahaha.

Anonymous said...

To the fool who dissed the person with the honors degree, maybe she should teach you that spelling 1 word wrong doesnt mean she is gramatically incorrect. A grammatical error and a spelling error are 2 different things you cock juggling faggot

Anonymous said...

Oh not again!
We all know allready that this picture is a scam, made by some photoshopping racist idiot who is putting this nice girl into a lot of trouble already.
Pleese don't be so simple to believe anything you can find on the net.

Little White Girl said...

This is sad...
Im a freaking High School Freshman and even I know that all of you are acting like your Five... I go to a school were its half black and half white and people are always frighting and its never black on white or white on black... we are all really close and I think if us kids can grow up and realize that we are all human than I think you all can too! I am ashamed that my fellow whites think they are smarter than blacks... Im in all honors and advanced classes and the black to white ratio is equal... so go home and whine to your mothers!

Anonymous said...

Well I'm going to venture a guess here and say that the writer of this article probably meant you know "human" race in general not disgracing black people specifically. You guy should really look at the reasonable before just assuming every one is racist and out to get you.

Anonymous said...

I like how everyone that has made a comment on here telling someone else what a screw up they are has either misspelled or grammatically massacred their own comment. Funnily enough its the black comments that are all screwed up. I love leaches on society. LOL @ the gym teacher.

Ariana said...

lol wooowwwww

Anonymous said...

To the poster on July 21. If you really had a 4.0 in Human Kinetics I seriously doubt you would misspell it. Try this kinesiology.

Anonymous said...

People need to chill out. I agree she is nasty as hell for that. But all this negativity and racism has got to go dude. Slavery was abolished for a reason dude. No one should dislike another race for something someone of their race did. I wish my ancestors never did that and I get criticized everyday goin to an inner city school. I wish people would quit having love for their own race and love the word. Cuz we are in this together.

Anonymous said...

How does a nigger go about stealing an Honors degree. That must've been a hell of a job, or did your cousin JayKwon make it down in the cellar of his waffle shop.

Woogy boogy niggers.

Anonymous said...

Truly the funniest pic. I have seen in a long time!! Still laughing!! Thanks , Turd Girl

Intellectual Black Guy said...

Anonymous said...

to the guy who said white people are stupider because they fall over i am not going to add that studies have found that the everage IQ of black people is lower than that of white people oh i just did oops. I am not racist but when you bring race into things i will retaliate, i know the criticisms of these studies you do not need to point them out. No one is superior we are all stupid humans we are killing ourselves off for our own laziness. I am also going to add to who ever said nigger in a discriminative way against black people that you are a loser aswell and deserve the loser stamp so fuck you, you smart ass twats.
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Hey genius, you just made white people look like asses. The word "AVERAGE" does NOT begin with an E, lol. So much for your studies on races and their IQ's idiot. Ain't gone be no white supremacy on my watch.

This was a funny article. It tickled me pink UNTIL I started reading the comments then I just got disgusted.

To the poster of this article, please think a little more clearly when composing your article, because small comments like "being a disgrace you your race" can turn into really heated arguments. I know that wasn't your intention, but drama never really is. It's just a matter of being a little more mindful. All in all, the article was STILL funny as hell and I was personally offended anyway, (Not by the poster at least.)

dj said...

to everybody that posted a comment on this and said anything that had nothing to do with a PERSON who took a pic with a turd in the toilet, your all ridiculous. This blog was not created to prove who is smarter or what race is more dominate or even what degree you have in whatever field of study. It was simple humor to amuse those who get it. with that being said, this pic is hilarious and thats that. hahaha now drop your "cool guy/girl" act. last I recalled, this is America... home of the brave,land of the free. does anyone remember that?

Anonymous said...

Im a strong black bull who does white women in front of their husbands and boyfriends. Who's stupid now white boys?

Anonymous said...

I bet that turd is smarter than all of you.

Andi said...

To the person with an "honors degree, not just a masters", I couldn't help but notice that you misspelled the word "racist". Nice try on your feeble attempt to sound smart and all, but you were unsuccessful. I am very skeptical that you could have earned such a prestigious degree, when you were incapable of correctly spelling such a simple word.

Anonymous said...

listen here you dumb racist fucks: all races are stupid in some ways and smart in others. Race humor can be fummy but that's just it, RACE HUMOR. Chill out fuckers and learn to get along. Death is indiscriminate as will be the antichrist. Now quit bitchin about black vs white and all that bullshit and go smoke a joint or somethin, go have sex or some shit but damn don't start doin this stupid race shit. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

As old as these comments are about race and supremacy (forget my spelling all you English teachers btw) I find them funny as hell. I'm a mutt and an orfan who has absolutely no idea as to where the fuck or what the fuck my ethnic background is. One thing is for sure, my race is HUMAN. I happen to be a citizen of this world who has the comfort of residing in The United States of America (its quite a comfy place in many ways). After readin all these posts about "race" I realize how privileged I am for not knowing anything about my ETHNIC background for I don't have to fall victim of this Thing called "RACE" which by the way NONE OF US HAD A FCKING SAY SO OR AN OPTION OVER WHEN WE WERE BORN!!!!!! Get a fucking grip EARTHLINGS! We can not be proud of shit we had no choice over and it happened naturally, like what ethnicity or "race" we are!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Haha. TURD GIRL

Anonymous said...

Niggers suck!

Anonymous said...

.. ok .. Well, the average IQ comment doesn't mean Ms. 4.0-GPA and black people can't be smart. And Ms. 4.0 should know that that doesn't nullify the "studies." And it's "you're all stupid" not "your." ... Bah, how did I make my way here in the first place... reading comments about a girl and a turd... Ehh... time to sleep.

Anonymous said...

These comments are sad. Why feed into the racist comments? Your better than that and you don't have to prove to anyone how smart you are. They don't need fuel for their fire, they're obviously mental if they think there is superior race. The fact that they exist is proof that the Caucasian population has its equal and fair share of low-intellect individuals.

Anonymous said...

Nasty ass! I bet theres nastier people out there that are masturbating to that pic.

Anonymous said...

Poop nigger

Anonymous said...

Niggers are weak bitch faggots. Can't fight with fists gotta use guns. NIGGERS.

Anonymous said...

First of all anyone trying to prove there better because of skin color have some seriously damaged crawl space in their brain. One person stated that black people should go back to being slaves in which your saying or think you are saying that history repeat itself... Please do your research and you will find that white people out numbered black slaves about four to one. When it came to education remember how the slave driver would not permit black to read. well the same principle applied to whites as well. Do think when you speak about hate and what you are really saying you hate yourself and where you came from. You are not pure nor superoir whites raped blacks and cry about there color but soak the sun for what purpose and I wonder how you would act if you found out somewhere in your history your family is responsible for these hate crimes but lied to your past generations to cover up. When it comes to being nasty whites are at the top of the charts. Sex with animals,incest,rape,eating poop and the list goes on. Your minds are filled with posion and you use idot attacks to make you feel better and just because someone do not look like you do not make you special but to react negative to that cause shows you are hurting and insecurity. To the one that wrote Niggers are bitch fags go learn your history of who fought the wars on the front line to save whites where they was afriad to face the enemy keep it real whites have more access to guns and drugs then blacks and use them both for control please give it a break.Please forgive any errors in my typing but you get the meaning now chill.

Anonymous said...

That's because niggers can't afford cameras on welfare to film it that's all

Anonymous said...

Wow lots of drama over chick who pinched one off too soon.

Anonymous said...

And maybe you and your mom should join us:-)

Anonymous said...

This is the stupidest comment ever....LMAO! !!! Ahhh niggers cant afford cameras daaa! They on welfare! Wipe you're drowl you fukin retard.. .daha da....

Anonymous said...

Rotfl did affirmative action get you thats honors degree from weave school. We are all from afrika. Lmao im from Ireland , and yes we were enslaved too, we just dont whine about it for 200 years. Why dont u go back to afrika . Plus we are not racist we are realists we can face reality. Afro brains have smaller prefrontal cortex than all other races. Just saying and I have a bachelor's degree I worked my white female ass off for and am still paying for. Want my white privilege?