Tuesday, April 22, 2008

#2 KazzTaur, The Nerd Cruncha

It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful because this guy would be hurting all over. KazzTaur, also known as "LL Cool Kazz (Da Nerd Cruncha)" and member of "Da MySpace n****z", has been making an unwanted appearance all across the Internet.

He is a white male who believes he is a black, like in the movie Malibu's Most Wanted. Many people have come to the conclusion that he is just a fake trying to gain some attention by going beyond the spectrum of human stupidity.

Some find it hard to believe that a person can be so dense of mind, and just take his persona as a bad joke. Other people believe he is simply the biggest loser in the world.

But according to Nerd Cruncha himself everyone is just jealous, this is what he said in an interview with GameRiot, "O CouRse Day is JealoUz, even Do da Lyfe Of a CrunCha Like Mahself iz tough wit ChallEngez u besT BelIEve it has BeneFit 2nd Da WomEN be ENdless yo, I getsa new CrunCheTe eVury NiGht."

Wether this is just a tasteless joke or this guy is truly that stupid no one can really say. However, there is one fact that still remains solid, KazzTaur is an official loser. STAMP!

Can he redeem himself - NO

Well he could, but he never would. In order for KazzNerd to redeem himself he would have to renounce his blackness, stop typing like a handicap, stop being a douche bag, and admit he is a nerd himself. Things that would probably take him years of rehab.

Where will he be in 20 years?

If he hasn't been shot by a real gangster yet, then he will probably still be living in his mother's house. Unemployed and playing Warcraft with 300 more pounds on him.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
what the fuck is wrong with these losers!!!!!!!!!!
Da Nerd Kruncha!
i should shoot him myself! jk...